my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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