he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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