I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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