Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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