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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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