I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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