I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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