from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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