I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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