your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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