We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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