i just wanna soil my oats bro
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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