She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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