i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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