i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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