Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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