ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
ok first of all what the fuck
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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