Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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