I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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