I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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