There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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