Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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