Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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