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My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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