I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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