I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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