just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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