We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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