i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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