her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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