I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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