Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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