I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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