i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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