Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The best revenge is premature balding
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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