I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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