I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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