Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
accomplished twins. life is a go
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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