I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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