Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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