He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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