Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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