My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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