Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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