**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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