she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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