When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Randomize