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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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