32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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