he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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